![[Large scribbly text:] Why is everything a record?
There is a constant idea that Wibi records are baaaad, and lazy and bad, and reflect unchecked narcissism or the like.
And that we are sisting here in our ivory tower soon to have a Website to guard viciously and growl at people from.
Anyway I'm being cancelled and I'm very brave for making this record anyway. Why records? We don't even listen to records. Brain virus from popular men who put out 1,000 records I guess. Wibi contrives a distraction on command, now where was I?
Side 1: Position Artist Above Spike, Street 1, Keep Punting It - Punt Further, Never Quite, Crunched! (The Single), Mark the Occasion.
Side 2: Crunch, Hypothetical Song, Street 2, 911 Is Who I Can Call If I Ever Don't Like How Someone Feels, If The Only Phrase You Can Come Up With To Describe A Very Scary Creature Is 'Eldritch Abomination' You Have no Imagination And It Is Terminal, Feeling Heady.](back.png "Back cover")
An album released on November 20th, 2025.
12 tracks running 39:53.
Bandcamp
CC BY-NC 4.0
After a while of collecting field recordings for this project, I have decided to make it. Assembled from Nov. 17 to Nov. 19. Wibi's detached noisecapade continues to qualify as music and they keep rubbing up against statues of old hipsters expecting money or mystical prestige or some crap... When will I become cool again? How much money should I spend to be cool and hardcore and epic?
All songs, if they are songs, by Tick.
Side A
01. Position Artist Above Spike (Tick) *
(link)02. Street 1 (Tick)
(link)03. Keep Punting It - Punt Further (Tick) *
(link)04. Never Quite (Tick) *
(link)05. Crunched! (The Single) (Tick) *
(link)06. Mark the Occasion (Tick) *
(link)Side B
07. Crunch (Tick) *
(link)08. Hypothetical Song (Wibi (Tick), Wibi's dad) *
(link)09. Street 2 (Tick) *
(link)10. 911 Is Who I Can Call If I Ever Don't Like How Someone Feels (Tick) *
(link)11. If The Only Phrase You Can Come Up With To Describe A Very Scary Creature Is 'Eldritch Abomination' You Have No Imgination And It Is Terminal (Tick) *
(link)12. Feeling Heady (Tick) *
(link)Notes
^01. Position Artist Above Spike (Tick)
For the new album: "Position Artist Above Spike."
^03. Keep Punting It - Punt Further (Tick)
Composition: Recorder uncertain. Processed by Tick.
^04. Never Quite (Tick)
Composition: Recorder uncertain. Edited down by Tick.
^05. Crunched! (The Single) (Tick)
Crunched
Against the pavement
By a giant SUV
Crunched on the pavement
By a giant SUV
That was driving on the sidewalk
^06. Mark the Occasion (Tick)
Samples: a clock • a CD drive
^07. Crunch (Tick)
Composition: Recorder uncertain. Edited down by Tick.
^08. Hypothetical Song (Wibi (Tick), Wibi's dad)
License: CC BY-SA 4.0
Composition: Responses by Wibi's dad.
Samples: Dvortygirl - En-us-more.ogg (CC-BY-SA 3.0) • Dvortygirl - En-us-than-unstressed.ogg (CC-BY-SA 3.0) • Dvortygirl - En-us-in.ogg (CC-BY-SA 3.0) • Dvortygirl - En-us-my.ogg (CC-BY-SA 3.0) • Dvortygirl - En-us-heart.ogg (CC-BY-SA 3.0) • Muke - En-us-I.ogg (public domain) • Dvortygirl - En-us-think.ogg (CC-BY-SA 3.0) • Back ache - LL-Q1860_(eng)-Back_ache-I.wav (CC-BY-SA 4.0) • Dvortygirl - En-us-will.ogg (CC-BY-SA 3.0)
How much blood do you think is in your skull?
More
than
in
my
heart
You should get that checked out.
I
think
I
will
^09. Street 2 (Tick)
Composition: Edited down.
Hello, bird! Wow!
[shutter]
[shutter]
^10. 911 Is Who I Can Call If I Ever Don't Like How Someone Feels (Tick)
Samples: a CD drive
^11. If The Only Phrase You Can Come Up With To Describe A Very Scary Creature Is 'Eldritch Abomination' You Have No Imgination And It Is Terminal (Tick)
Composition: Recorders uncertain. Processed by Tick.
^12. Feeling Heady (Tick)
Feeling heady. Will get back to you later.
