An album released on March 1st, 2024.
10 tracks running 37:35.
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Love what you love. The Softdrinq Suite™ is an album for everyone. With both Wibi and krish*n at the helm, you can always count on having the crisp, refreshing beats you know and love. When the world feels bland, give it some flavor. However you love to make your life more delicious, The Softdrinq Suite™ is here for it.
(This album costs $5 on poetmistry's Bandcamp page. Consider buying it to support him.)
01. hi (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)02. roman era (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)03. thanks 4 calling (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)04. in is out (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)05. woo woo (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)06. hi again (crash n smash) (Wibi (Innominal), poetmistry) *
(link)07. time is now (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)08. let's see what happens (Wibi (Innominal), poetmistry) *
(link)09. thanks 4 calling (dub) (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)10. hi (mistry base mix) (Wibi, poetmistry) *
(link)Notes
^01. hi (Wibi, poetmistry)
Composition: Arranged by Wibi.
And now, we bring to you: The Coca-Cola Song! Performed live at W-X-Y-Zed. Now, I'll start this off on a count of one.
Why don't I come over with the board and drink Coca-Cola or make it?
Now, for god's sakes, don't let that Coca-Cola thing out!
Hi! Hi! Hi!...
Here's important news! Now, Diet Coke has NutraSweet, the new breakthrough sweetener! It even has a real cola taste!
And now we have the slide whistlists, coming in on the off beat...
[distorted yelling at/throwing plastic bottle at bug]
Hi! Hi! Hi!...
Listen to this- Listen to this-
We've secretly replaced his Pepsi with Coke. Let's see what happens. [explosion sfx]
Listen to this- Listen to this-
We've secretly replaced his Pepsi with Coke. Let's see what happens.
Well today, we've secretly replaced his Pepsi with Coke. Let's see what happens.
[explosion sfx; screaming]
^02. roman era (Wibi, poetmistry)
Composition: Arranged by poetmistry.
During the Roman era... [manly man shout]
Next time you want a Diet Pepsi, Ray, all you gotta do is ask.
Next time you want a Diet Pepsi, Ray, all you gotta do is ask.
[manly man shout]
Next-
Next-
[high-pitched manly man shout]
[manly man shout]
[manly man shout] Next-
During the Roman era...
[manly man shout]
[deep manly man shout]
Next- Next time you want a Diet Pepsi, Ray, all you gotta do is ask.
^03. thanks 4 calling (Wibi, poetmistry)
Relation: This was butchered as Low Bar - Low Bar track 6, "Bossa Nova Dinner"
Composition: Arranged by Wibi; touched up by poetmistry.
You and me and Diet Coke
Hi!
Hi!
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Hi again, hi again. (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Why did you order Coke? (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Hi again, hi again. (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Why did you order Coke? (You there!)
We believe in transparency, from our labels to our privacy policy, so here are the highlights when it comes to your personal information.
We collect your data through various sources - our websites, the Coca-Cola app, promotions, et cetera - and we use that information to help us provide the best possible experience for you.
That sometimes means sharing your information with our partners when we do special promotions, or using your location (if you opt in) to provide nearby offers.
To learn more about how we collect and use your data, along with your rights as a consumer, explore the sections below.
Privacy policy:
We, the Coc-
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Hi again, hi again. (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Why did you order Coke? (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Hi again, hi again. (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
I spend my life playing records! (You there!)
Hi! Hi, thanks for calling!
Why did you order Coke? (You there!)
Listen up!
Listen up! (Okay, pal!)
Listen up!
Listen up! (Okay, pal!)
(Okay, pal!)
(Okay, pal!)
(Okay, pal!)
Thanks for calling! (Okay, pal!)
Thanks for calling!
^04. in is out (Wibi, poetmistry)
Relation: This was ominously butchered as Wibi - Softdrinq Demos track 9, "???"
Composition: Arranged by Wibi.
Ahahaha. Mister advertiser...
Our souls are too young and merry still. We're not falling for your lies. Your deceit bounces right off us, mister advertiser!
See, let me introduce you to a little concept. What's in, is out. And what's out, is in. Hahaha, yes. We are not cracked. We are not vulnerable to your... programming. We will not be programmed into liking your preferred cola. We will not be told what soft drinks to drink.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Me and my friends...
We're gonna fuck you up, mister advertiser. We're gonna fuck you up.
Just try messing with us again. Just try showing us one more commercial, mister Coca, ha ha — if that's even your name.
Ah...
'Round here, we root for the underdog. We don't drink the popular brands. We don't even drink Pepsi; they're not fooling us, no.
We drink Sprite.
We are no corporate tools, and we will run around, shouting in the streets:
I.
Drink.
Sprite.
^05. woo woo (Wibi, poetmistry)
Composition: Arranged by poetmistry.
Woo-woo!
Take four...
I just moved in next door; could I borrow a diet Pepsi?
No!
I just moved in next door; could I borrow a diet Pepsi?
No!
I just moved in next door; could I borrow a diet Pepsi?
No!
I just moved in next door; could I borrow a diet Pepsi?
No!
I just moved in next door; could I borrow a diet Pepsi?
No!
Yes!
Yes!
^06. hi again (crash n smash) (Wibi (Innominal), poetmistry)
Relation #1: This incorporates an unfinished remix of Wibi - Silent Flower Observers of Southern California track 2, "my legs"
Relation #2: This lends its drums to Wibi - Intentions & Extensions track 9, "Ride My Motorcycle (Dub)"
Composition: Arranged by Innominal of Wibi.
Hi again, hi again...
Meep meep — the sequel!
Stop at random and cut in a phrase.
Listen up!
Listen up!
Listen up!
It was nice talking to you. (God I'm bored!) It was nice talking.
King cut...
^07. time is now (Wibi, poetmistry)
Composition: Arranged by poetmistry.
The time is now!
Time is a river, in an ocean of-
New possibilities!
^08. let's see what happens (Wibi (Innominal), poetmistry)
Composition: Arranged by Innominal of Wibi, using an ambient demo by poetmistry.
Oh, goodie goodie, here it comes!
You'll have the...? I'll just have a Coke. Okay, pal.
My first name is Wilbur, my last name is Force!
(Well, today, we've secretly replaced his Pepsi with Coke. Let's see what happens!)
Uh, the book says it eats insects. It eats 'em three times in its life, and then it's full-grown.
Excellent! And how many times has this one eaten?
Uh, once or twice...
You don't remember?
Well, this is kind of an unusual kind of fly trap.
That is a possibility!
It may never eat again. I don't see how it can get any bigger.
Then I don't suppose it needs any more flies.
Yeah.
[cashier rings]
Ah, my tooth is killing me.
Excellent. You run along to the dentist. I'll take care of things here.
Thanks, boss.
You'll have the...? I'll just have a Coke. Okay, pal.
^09. thanks 4 calling (dub) (Wibi, poetmistry)
Composition: Arranged by Wibi; percussion overdubs by poetmistry.
(Hi, thanks for calling! Hi again, hi again...)
Call the Zoo Review Line at 536-98-FM!
Okay, pal.
Why did you order Coke?
It tastes good!
You and me and Diet coke! You and me and Diet coke!
You and me and-
You'll have the...? I'll just have a Coke.
Okay, pal.
You and me and-
You'll have the...? I'll just have a Coke.
Okay, pal.
You have the wrong number.
^10. hi (mistry base mix) (Wibi, poetmistry)
Composition: Arranged by poetmistry. Second version of "hi". The chainsaw solo at the end of "hi" was originally present here, but was excised in the final mix.
