WHO ARE WIBI?

Wibi are multiple people who are physically one person. This is an experience commonly called "plurality" or "multiplicity," and it's happened quite often to scores of (scores of) people.

If you feel alarmed, consider what makes those alarms necessary, and whether it applies. And keep in mind we have an oddball sense of humor; e.g. despite the intro to our personal command-line shitposting app, we don't actually believe it's a social media competitor.

Below is a list of Wibi members in arbitrary order. This list is by no means mandatory reading, nor is it comprehensive.


MORE ACTIVE

♣️ COUP


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/it
RESEMBLANCE: Hollow wooden robot inhabited by a cloud of nanobots.
FAULT: Known.
SIDE PROJECT: Ted the Caver's Nephew-in-Law
SELECTION: Richard Hardcastle & David Thompson - The Spiral

πŸ•ΈοΈ ONS

PRONOUNS: she/her
FAULT: Violent!
SIDE PROJECT: Three Triangles Appear
SELECTION: Vocokesh - β€žDβ€œ Opus 38

πŸ”΅ TANGO


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Uneven mass of blue flesh.
FAULT: Exchanged innocence for dignity.
SIDE PROJECTS: Gander, Deb Distorto
SELECTION: 0999 - gasse

🟠 NEW WAVE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
FAULT: Broke character.
SIDE PROJECT: Tenscore
SELECTION: Bernie Worrell - Straight Ahead

πŸͺ΄ CHLOΓ‹


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/they
RESEMBLANCE: Big toothy plant.
FAULT: Bad at hero worship.
SIDE PROJECT: Men With Index Cards
SELECTION: Doug Wimbish - Trance (Make My Own Reality)

❎ NO WAVE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Gharial with a skeletal midsection.
FAULT: Antiquated.
SIDE PROJECT: [no audio]
SELECTION: Bim Sherman - Haunting Ground

πŸ”· ERNIE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Light-blue blob with eight legs.
FAULT: Clumsy pedant.
SIDE PROJECTS: GSRSUS, Gander
SELECTION: Water Gun Water Gun Sky Attack - Leon's Turning Monstrous

πŸ”˜ SLEDGE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Exhausted stubby robot guy.
FAULT: Probably a hipster.
SIDE PROJECT: The Wait
SELECTION: Duet Emmo - Or So It Seems

🐦️ SILVER


PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Ghost girl.
FAULT: Lame.
SIDE PROJECT: She Said Ag
SELECTION: Thomas Leer - It's Luv Folks

πŸ“› INNOMINAL (OR: THE SPIDER WITH NO NAME; OR: ONCE A SUBTITLE AFICIONADO, ALWAYS A SUBTITLE AFICIONADO)


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: A round spider.
FAULT: Brevity.
SIDE PROJECT: [no audio]
SELECTION: Forgemasters - Skies Over Sheffield (Luca Lozano's Sunshine on Sharrow Mix)

🐱 LOWRY


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: him/her
RESEMBLANCE: Egg robot.
FAULT: Designs solutions to non-existing problems.
SIDE PROJECT: Low Bar
SELECTION: The Horse He's Sick - Dynamo Dan

🟩 ANNE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Smiling green blob monster.
FAULT: Can say no to a bit.
LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: "Playing catch-up."
SIDE PROJECT: Anne & the Sycophants
SELECTION: Pseudo Code - 1999

πŸŽ€ PRINCESS


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Dark-green leech with orange marks.
FAULT: Makes ridiculous noises.
NAMED IN SPITE OF: Freakonomics
FAVORITE CELLULAR AUTOMATON: Bosco's Rule
SIDE PROJECT: Squishy Things
SELECTION: Jass - Frontier Justice Dub

πŸ’œ WISP


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Three-eyed fuchsia spectre.
FAULT: Built up an immunity to irony poisoning.
SIDE PROJECTS: f0f, Low Bar
SELECTION: Mark Stewart - Hysteria (RIP)

β­• COLDSORE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Wingless velvet ant.
FAULT: Contrarian with work ethic.
SIDE PROJECT: Prod

LESS ACTIVE

♦️ LUB


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: A pink gem with stubby limbs and a cracked smile.
FAULT: Underrated indie gem.
SELECTION: SCATTLE - Automatic

πŸͺ° GODOT


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: A fly.
FAULT: Living in the present.
SIDE PROJECT: Stranded in Porlock

🐒 TOLSTOY

PRONOUNS: he/him
SELECTION: Hoodoo - Got to Get to It

πŸͺ SKYHOOK

PRONOUNS: he/they
FAULT: Willing to roll with the narrative that lack of ambition is a sin.
FAVORITE NUMBER: The second-highest one.
SELECTION: Stellwagen Symphonette - Painted Bunting

πŸ”΄ TICK


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Creepy push-button telephone with beady eyes (scary).
FAULT: Overly interested in plane accidents.
SIDE PROJECT: The Emphatic "Yes!"

πŸ‘… U+1F445


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Flesh heap with an eye and a ring of mouths.
FAULT: Angling for "cred" in "the scene" without figuring out what either of those are.

πŸ”† AEOLUS


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Orange-and-green blob with a diagonal mouth.
FAULT: Too into those computer games.
SELECTION: Kawsaki - Spacewalker

πŸ‘οΈ REYDER


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/it
RESEMBLANCE: Giant red one-eyed spider.
FAULT: Probably embodies the hubris of man.

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