ROCK BOTTOM

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ABOUT

Rock Bottom is a comic we have been drawing since 2021. It came to us in a dream as a ripoff of Free Cow by Bogozone, and has instead been a basic gag-a-day comic ever since. (If a bit unrestrained.)

STRATEGIES

Or "continuities," if you prefer.

ROCK BOTTOM

The usual comic. Implied when no strategies are listed.

CHARACTERS

A beige-skinned person with a red cap and a teal shirt.

Rock Bottom: Idealistic; a bit daft. (he/him)

A black-and-white stick figure with scribbly eyes.

The Selector: Rock Bottom's friend or enemy or relative or something. (she/her)

An orange-skinned person with a green shirt, brown pants, and large eyes.

James B.: An unabashed tech enthusiast. (he/him)

A green alligator standing upright, with a yellow belly, yellow sclerea, and an orange pupil.

Goobidy Goo: Rock Bottom's personal demon alligator. Or alligator demon. It's hard to say. (ze/zir, he/him)

Varying appearance; usually like Rock Bottom but with no hat, and never colored in. The portrait shows one of these characters with a question mark to the top-left.

extra: Generic extra character(s).

PAPER HIGH-FIVE AND THE DEFAULT OPTION

The funniest and most daring comic strip ever published on the internet!

CHARACTERS

A person resembling Rock Bottom but not colored in. Has a shallow hat with a wide brim.

Paper High-Five: The main character! He's pretty cool! (he/him)

A stick figure resembling The Selector but with pupils instead of scribbly eyes. Has the exact same expression as Paper High-Five.

The Default Option: Paper High-Five's lady-friend! (she/her)

An alligator standing upright, resembling Goobidy Goo but not colored in. His mouth is wide open.

Godfrey Xanadu: The embodiment of evil on Earth! (he/him)

MISCELLANEAN

Drawings that aren't Rock Bottom-related and don't fall under any other strategy.

BACK.

A red starburst on a yellow background, with black serif text on it reading "IT'S OLD!"